sup this is alecks

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:25:29 -0400

gobeur: dunder mifflies

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:24:15 -0400

gobeur:

dunder mifflies

illkim: You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance....

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:56 -0400

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

punpun-kirakira: kawaiipeculier: everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:19:39 -0400

punpun-kirakira:

kawaiipeculier:

everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like

I kind of wish folks had this mindset more often about issues that really aren’t nearly as important as they make them out to be.

Female Cannibal in Indonesia Indonesia’s police have arrested...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:14:16 -0400

Female Cannibal in Indonesia

Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old Philippians woman for killing and eating humans. This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in refrigerator.She had been enjoying eating human meat for long time.

This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge. Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious.

This woman said that she has eaten the victims due to her inner desires and if she is given other chance, she would repeat this action again without any interruptions.

Even in prison, she had attacked a female guard, bitten her right hand and swallowed one of her fingers.

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:12:50 -0400

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:11:29 -0400

jikyeojulke: This is what I initially thought when I saw Luhan...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:06 -0400

jikyeojulke:

This is what I initially thought when I saw Luhan growl.

s-o-u-l: allyouneedistumblr: Omg this is from a dutch...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:28 -0400

s-o-u-l:

allyouneedistumblr:

Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet

SHIT THAT IS AWKWARD

artinmycoffee: 3D Coffee Art Reaches New Dizzying Heights via...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:05:49 -0400

artinmycoffee:

3D Coffee Art Reaches New Dizzying Heights via @twotribes

amazingdanisnotsocoollike: amazingdanisnotsocoollike: why do seagulls fly over the sea because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:03:27 -0400

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they fly over bays they would be baygels

rockerfox999: helioscentrifuge: aprilfoolromance: Dr. William...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:35 -0400

rockerfox999:

helioscentrifuge:

aprilfoolromance:

Dr. William Forscher Experiment Log
Experiment #04781: Magnesect, the Mournful Pokémon.

Early research conducted on the evolution of Paras into Parasect and the process involved with its spores concluded that the spores themselves became the dominant life-source of the Pokémon upon growth. This information was first published by Professor Oak, creator of the Pokédex; however, it’s theorized that early Pokémon masters had a rudimentary understanding of the relationship between the insect and its spores, given the often impersonal relationship maintained between most publicized Parasect trainers and their Pokémon. These trainers would often have strong bonds with their team, yet would utilize Parasect as a type of organic machine, rather than a living creature.

Further study into the curious nature of the Pokémon revealed that, upon evolution, the spores of the Pokémon seem to simply put it in a catatonic state. Though the mushroom does the primary ‘thinking’, the body is still alive in its most basic form, and is still capable and required to function as a living host in order for the spores to stay healthy and strong. It was observed that Parasect consume organic matter for its energy to revitalize the mushroom atop its back; ergo, it was hypothesized that the mushroom was supplying the Pokémon vital nutrients for survival.

In conducting Experiment #04781, our goal was to determine the effects of a living, conscious host integrated with its organic master. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to revive the creature within the mushroom— experiments which often resulted in the release of defensive toxic spores from its back— it was suggested that a secondary, non-organic host be spliced with the Pokémon to balance the attention of the controlling spores released into it. Magnemite was proposed as both an excellent non-organic Pokémon test subject as well as an acceptable power source to successfully revitalize the catatonic creature within the mushroom.

For the purposes of the experiment, we gave #04781 a name: Magnesect. This spliced Pokémon went through several variant degrees of applied electricity before a successful, living result was created. The Magnemite was spliced and dominantly maintained control of the creature’s brain, purging the spores from within it. Its bolts were recreated and used to secure its mutated form in place within the Parasect’s body. The strain of the machine on the Pokémon caused many fissures in its exoskeleton, exposing ligaments often associated with non-insect life.

For the Pokémon itself, the Parasect life-form is capable of seeing— visual electronic receptors installed within the body of the Magnemite that connect to its limited occipital lobe— and is capable of digesting food without the aid of the mushroom cap on its back. Injuries caused from the splicing have shown some consequence: the spores have increased in ferocity within the Pokémon, and are far more numerous. Despite our best efforts to maintain a consistent harmony between the influence of the machine and the mushroom’s spores within the Pokémon, a constant battle for dominance between the two are observed within the Pokémon, with the life-form caught in the painful struggle.

Attempts to raise Magnesect have resulted in across-the-board failure. The Pokémon appears to be in constant, endless pain from these struggles. It seems to only eat via command of the machine and mushroom controlling it; when these influences are forced ‘off’, it ceases all function in an attempt to end itself through malnourishment. Its enhanced vision is put to little use due to visual warping caused by its perpetual tearing and cries. The only seeming benefit of this genetic splicing is the result caused upon the spores themselves: their viciousness and toxicity is unlike any other seen within the Pokémon world. It’s as though it’s attempting to adapt to the machine within the creature in an effort to purge it from— or envelope it into— the Pokémon’s physiology.

Continued research and study is suggested: over time, the spores may well adapt into life previously unseen, and the Pokémon may be perfected into new form. With the influence of machine within it, it’s entirely possible that a perpetual state of evolution may be attained over multiple generations. Currently, however, it is not recommended as a battle-ready Pokémon, unless put to use against opponents who utilize non-offensive strategies early in battle— again, the toxicity of its spores are truly amazing.

Submitted for your review. Attached is our suggested entry for our catalog of experimental Pokédex entries. This information is confidential, and should not be published to the National Pokédex.

Details regarding our other ongoing experiments forthcoming.

Pokédex Entry: Its pained cries are filled with sorrow. During battle, it seems to act more aggressive and desperate when its opponent is not attacking it.

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Artist’s Notes

I wanted to jump in and join the pokemon fusion fun :D Picked Magnesect because it looked really interesting and undead. To give it a nice touch, I requested by husband to put some background to it :]

holy shit

I told you these would make an excellent horror fangame

jetgreguar: fwiffo: discoverynews: teamepiphany: Virtual...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:56:32 -0400

jetgreguar:

fwiffo:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

literally the future

this is some total recall shit i fuckin love it

greymon: cataquacks: OH MY GOD…. inceredible

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:55:49 -0400

greymon:

cataquacks:

OH MY GOD….

inceredible

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:55:09 -0400

hiragana adventures: the difference a particle makes

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:23 -0400

julieyumi:

こいがしたい
koi ga shitai
i want to fall in love

こいとしたい
koi to shitai
i want to do it with a carp

こいのしたい
koi no shitai
the corpse of a carp

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:38 -0400

A different kind of Cinderella

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:33 -0400

A different kind of Cinderella

it started out with a click how did it end up like this

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:22:10 -0400

it started out with a click

how did it end up like this

dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:12:20 -0400

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours